blending an assortment of thoughts and experiences for my friends, relations and kindred spirit

blending an assortment of thoughts and experiences for my friends, relations and kindred spirit
By Alison Hobbs, blending a mixture of thoughts and experiences for friends, relations and kindred spirits.

Monday, February 11, 2008

What Canadians talk about

We were back in Bourget at the weekend for the sake of Bob's birthday party, starting at noon and ending whenever, as it said on the invitation.

Those of you so inclined can, weather permitting, enjoy skating on the pond and cross country skiing or snowshoeing on our trails. Those who'd rather stay warm (Bob is the leader of this group) can sit around inside and watch the outdoorsy types.

The house being so comfortable, Carol and I with our snowshoes were the only outdoorsy types present, especially as the skating option had been cancelled, owing to the weight of Bob's snow blower that had apparently caused a resounding crack in the ice, a crack that ran between Bob's legs as he was attempting to clear the surface snow off his pond and occasioned a hasty withdrawal.

"You wouldn't want your guests to go under!"

"If we did, we'd invite a completely different set of people."

So after supper (smelling delicious as we came in out of the snow to eat it) the favoured ones sat around in the living room while four children rushed around upstairs and downstairs, playing hide and seek with walkie-talkies. From a recent immigrant's point of view, it was interesting to see which topics of conversation were the most lengthily discussed: how to chop down maple trees, how to shingle roofs, the habits of wild turkeys, and Monty, whom some of us hadn't met before, turned out to be a great raconteur, holding the floor with his account of how he and his wife fought wind and waves on a yachting trip to Hamilton, across Lake Ontario.

Passport renewal

I applied for a renewal of my British passport at the High Commission this morning.

"Times have changed," said the security guard. "We're a lot stricter than we used to be."

I was kept waiting outside the locked entrance in a -30° wind until he'd finished frisking the only applicant ahead of me and had let him through the inner barrier. Once I was allowed indoors I had to turn out the tissues in all of my pockets and remove my watch, have my bags examined and turn off my cell 'phone, which was then confiscated until I had left the premises. The guard was wearing thick gloves for protection, telling me that he'd stabbed himself once with an unexpected syringe while searching in a woman's handbag. As I didn't beep when I went under the arch I wasn't frisked, myself, and it only took a couple of minutes to hand over my application form and authorise the Home Office to withdraw $250 from my VISA account.

Within ten business days I can go through the same procedure in order to pick up the new passport; otherwise I'd have had to pay another $15 to have it delivered to me.

I have been recording this at Tim Horton's on Sparks Street where the ghost of some long gone politician on Parliament Hill, or an actor in a top hat for the amusement of Winterlude tourists, is queuing for a coffee and a bagel.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Doctor's Advice

Last week I found a parcel on the doorstep in a plain wrapper, addressed to my husband. The label said it contained The Doctor's Products. Oh, I thought. What can this be?

That evening, we unwrapped the parcel and applied its contents —especially formulated, all natural, blend of non-toxic exotic, oils, antioxidants, and stabilizers ... made by the Doctor himself—carefully following his enclosed instructions.

People’s enjoyment of my programs comes from my humorous approach and passion for making and using products and techniques, explains Dr Henderson ... in contrast to what is on the shelves of the corner store or urban legends passed down through the ages ...

Oil your instrument "Nature's Way"... Expensive, yes, but worth the peace of mind.

There are 3 parts to the Oiling Rig, we were informed. The two natural wool mops and the slotted tip and cotton jersey swabs. Oil should be applied to the mops sparingly so that they are damp, not dripping wet. (This last sentence was in bold font and underlined.) The smaller mop is used to oil the upper tenon. Since the register tube extends into the bore and no mop will pass it, I will angle the small mop to pass on either side of the tube from the top of the upper tenon and then oil the rest of the bore of the upper tenon from the bottom side...

After use the mops may be stored in the little plastic bags until next use. Bore Doctor will not turn rancid over time so this is an easy storage solution.

We were then supposed to let the oil sit for 12-16 hours.

This procedure adds dimensional stability, retards the tendency to crack or split, prevents water logging, and improves your overall tone.

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Horses, cows and human beings (continued)

At the beginning of his career as an artist Joe Fafard, having graduated in the USA and taught a while at the University of Regina, decided to come home and make works of art that paid tribute to the people he understood best. So his first pieces of sculpture, in plaster, wood, earthenware and even flocking, with a coating of oil paint and lacquer, were of his family: Mon Père, Ma Mère, Groszmama (in scarf and meticulously reproduced wheelchair), Oncle Eli. He made them smaller than life-size, with their hands often disproportionately large.

From these beginnings he went on to make likenesses of other local people, an Old Gent aged 107, the village priest, a Cree Man with enormous, veined hands, and other anonymous people whom he gave ironic names: The Merchant of Pense, George II and King.

As time went by, his figurines became more lifelike. Wandering Spirit (1979) is an eye-catching aboriginal with silver hair, kneeling, naked, in contemplation on the ground. Only his face and sagging stomach show his age; his arms and legs are the muscular limbs of a young man in his prime.

I'll never amuse other people if I can't amuse myself

Fafard says, and among his early pieces are the Four Horsemen, not of the Apocalypse exactly, but sardonic models of fellow artists or art teachers on comedy horses, on wheels or padded hooves, with phallic heads, their riders unmistakably of the 1970s.

In the 80s and 90s the sculptor branched out to depictions of his favourite artists, Cézanne, Auguste (Renoir) and Cher Vincent. Fafard identified with and even looked rather like Van Gogh:

Almost like a Messiah, he opened the door for artists of the twentieth century

he enthused. His clay heads coloured with acrylics in deference to the individual style of each artist are larger than life. More recently, in the last two or three years, he has made sculptures of Frida and Diego, a detailed, neatly coloured piece in tribute to that Mexican couple, and of Emily and Friends, i.e. Emily Carr—a far messier bronze as is appropriate to that artist's slap-it-on-thick approach to painting—her "friends" being her pet monkey, her lap dog and her horse.

As an alternative to his sculptures, or as preparatory studies, Fafard drew very good charcoal sketches of his subjects. I saw one of Renoir and several of horses and cattle.

Having mastered clay, he moved on to the more challenging medium of bronze or steel, experimenting as he progressed from one idea or technique to the next, and now the animals became his preferred theme: five Assyrian Cows thin as Giacomettis with a variety of patinas (green, yellow, blue, grey/indigo and brown), then a more realistic cow with newborn calf, entitled Victoria and Albert (1988), a Picasso-like Taureau and the bull, Géricault, whose photo illustrated my previous blog post. One of his bronze bulls, Royal Sweet Diamond is not only true to life but also life-size! He talks of the"architecture" of an animal like this or like the elegant horse Silvers, now owned by our National Gallery.

The last exhibition room was filled with a single exhibit, Running Horses (2007), the steel "cut-outs" of seven horses and four foals, their manes and tails streaming behind them.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Horses, cows and human beings

I have been to see the Joe Fafard exhibition at the National Gallery. There is no sculptural problem that cannot be worked out in a cow, he said. Or a horse, presumably, for most of his works of art were representations of cows, bulls, calves, or of horses and foals.

Other pieces depicted members of his family, fellow artists, the general populace of his home town—Ste. Marthe, Saskatchewan—and former Prime Ministers of Canada, but he kept coming back to the animals.

MORE TOMORROW.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Conversación

Dos nuevos miembros at our Spanish conversation today, a Greek lady born in Australia, and a Canadian lady born in Peru. We read and talked about a romantic fantasy, El viajero.

Tramping through snow

We too have been hiking in the bush, and after our walk around the Larriault trail yesterday, our leg muscles are still feeling it, because that normally easy walk took twice as long as usual, owing to the fresh fall of snow. This is a picture Chris took, and the other two were taken by Carol. Our friends pictured here are Elva and Laurie, Robert and Francine. The admirable walking stick I am using was a gift to me, handmade by Robert and just the job for these conditions, and Elva is climbing the hill with the aid of my ski-poles. Having completed the circuit, we drove on to Wakefield for lunch at the Maison Earle.

(Clicking on either of these two pictures will show you an enlargement.)